You’ve probably heard of and perhaps tried some unconventional ways to use your pecker throughout your life. Swordfighting? Child’s play. Digging for clams at the beach? Unoriginal. Slapping your employee across the face for insubordination? Getting there, but we could …
Ah, the classic question that every potential parent faces: Should you adopt a living, breathing child who had the unfortunate fate of being abandoned by her/his parents, or pick up a rock off the street, put it in a box, …
Flu shots: A yearly tradition in which a person in a lab coat gets to stab you in the arm with a needle. In exchange for money and pain, you get some degree of protection against the flu. Fair enough. …
Hi, everyone! Today, I had my good friend who owns the super educational blog inameltingpot.com write a guest post for me! The blog is super interesting and discusses things like philosophy and politics, I think. I don’t really know because …
There are many, many great arguments for giving up meat and becoming a vegetarian. For example, eating more vegetables is good for you, is better for the environment, and prevents murdering animals for their meat. Actually, those are the only …
If you’re like me, you have trouble deciding on things. That includes everything including what to wear for the day, what to eat for breakfast, which hand to hold your fork with, and how many times to poke your cat’s …
Ah, fruits. We’ve all encountered them at one point or another in our lives, especially in San Francisco. I can’t think of anything else to write for the intro, so here are the 5 worst fruits in no particular order: …
Since the dawn of mankind, personality tests have been everywhere on the Internet. But most of those personality tests are just scams or clickbait. They rarely give you a straight answer or any useful information, and they sure as heck …
Composting: It’s that mysterious thing you’ve been watching others do without understanding what they’re up to but getting weirdly turned on by it, like when you were a kid and you walked in on your parents doing it. But now …
Unfortunately, there is a time when every one of us will die. You, me, your stupid pet goldfish that does nothing but suck its own poop into its mouth and then spit it out all day, and even my high …
