These are questions I think people will have when they start visiting this website.
Q: So… what is this?
A: It’s a personal website/blog that shares mildly entertaining, terrible/completely useless life tips and short stories with a healthy splash of dick jokes.
Q: I don’t think life is too hard, and I don’t think anything you write is interesting or funny.
A: That’s not really a question, but I’m sorry you feel that way. Here’s another website you might find interesting.
Q: Who are you?
A: As of writing, I am a 30-something corporate whore who just discovered that WordPress is a thing.
Q: Pfff, you’re actually a platypus in a human being costume, aren’t you?
A: No.
Q: Will you give me money?
A: No.
Q: Do you think it would be a good idea to get my dick pierced?
A: No.
Q: Why did you make this website? What is this website’s purpose?
A: I thought it would be a great way to share my thoughts and feelings with people who have too much time on their hands.
Q: But really, why?
A: I was bored and my nose ran out of boogers.
Q: I m a kar salsman. u mak fun of kar salsman alot. Y U MAK FUN OF KAR SALSMAN?!
A: No reason in particular.